Lover, I’ll be home

1hund:

almondmilkpapi:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

THAT CHILD IS DEAD HE SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL

he really broke the laws of physics with that amount of acceleration

his final moment before being sent straight into the shadow realm

bouncycastiel asked: SHUT YOUR FACE BRANDON I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY IT WAS CUTE GET OVER HERE AND HUG ME

*lights self on fire in embarrassment* it’s a metaphor, you see

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ibelieveingraceandchoice19:

Pogonophile- (noun) Someone who is fond of or loves beard. eg. Mumfamily

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solarbird:

Perfect.

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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